"This one's got a message for Blake," says the singer, pointing a tiny creature at the camera. "Please don't divorce Amy, she loves you ever so." Not quite as touching as having thousands of pounds worth of flowers strewn at your feet, but a lovely gesture nonetheless.
When not busy fondling small creatures this weekend, Pete and Amy joined Bizarre's Smart Gordon at the annual Celebrity Soccer Six tournament. He reports: "We had a good start in the group stage, beating rockers the Automatic 2-1. Next up was the grudge match with Pete Doherty's Babyshambles. And despite him bringing along some ringers and a minger, in Amy Winehouse, with Kristian Marr below, the game was a 1-1 draw." Yes, despite the fact that Amy Winehouse and Kristian Marr were present, this did not guarantee a win for Babyshambles. It didn't guarantee a win for Smart Gordon either, who crashed out in the semis, losing 3-1 to Faithless. As always, it could have been worse for the Bizarre man, he alleges Doherty had planned to "snap Smart in half".
Kim Dawson of Kim Dawson's Playlist has been talking exclusively to "soul sensation" Adele about what inspires the 20-year-old to write songs - as with all true artists, it's misery and heartache: "It's when I'm threatening to kill myself I write. You probably won't hear a happy song from me." But the singer clearly feels aggrieved by those who dismiss her "deep" relationship with the boy who inspired her album 19 as nothing more than youthful infatuation, saying: "I think a lot of people think, 'Oh she's only 19 what does she think she's writing about?' If people think I shouldn't be writing about that then they can f**k off and don't listen to my music." Ah, it's like poetry in motion.
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